A Few Gift Ideas

 

Disclaimer:  Please do not send me comments or e-mails about this post being offensive to rednecks.  In my opinion, the people that are offended by that word are usually not rednecks.  True rednecks embrace their redneckiness and I don’t think would be offended at all by this post!  LOL!) 

My mom and dad are in town this weekend so we went out to do a little shopping.  We visited a neaby town and lets just say that said town is known for hollers, cock fighting, moonshine and rednecks.  No offense intended there.  Just being honest.  So we went to this gift shop and happened upon a few interesting items.   

Maybe there’s a special redneck on your list that may be interested in one of these fine items. 

First up is this beautiful figure.  This poor hunter apparently ran into a huge mutant deer.  And what’s up with the deer’s tongue?  I think he’s saying “na na na na boo boo”!  

And then for that religious redneck on your list:

Seriously, who thought that this was a good idea?  I wish I could’ve been in on that conversation in the board room.   “Hey, how about we make a figure with a confederate flag, a bird, and a canteen and let’s put it on a cross!.”  Now that’s a winning combination right there.

And my favorite item of the day:

You gotta love a deer with a confederate flag, a shotgun and a jug of moonshine.  Now that has “classy” written all over it. 

And one more gift idea.  For your minister perhaps? 

Yes.  Really it is.  Edible, chocolate prayer hands.  Oh boy.  At least it’s not an edible baby Jesus.