A Few Gift Ideas

 

Disclaimer:  Please do not send me comments or e-mails about this post being offensive to rednecks.  In my opinion, the people that are offended by that word are usually not rednecks.  True rednecks embrace their redneckiness and I don’t think would be offended at all by this post!  LOL!) 

My mom and dad are in town this weekend so we went out to do a little shopping.  We visited a neaby town and lets just say that said town is known for hollers, cock fighting, moonshine and rednecks.  No offense intended there.  Just being honest.  So we went to this gift shop and happened upon a few interesting items.   

Maybe there’s a special redneck on your list that may be interested in one of these fine items. 

First up is this beautiful figure.  This poor hunter apparently ran into a huge mutant deer.  And what’s up with the deer’s tongue?  I think he’s saying “na na na na boo boo”!  

deadly-deer

And then for that religious redneck on your list:

redneck-cross
Seriously, who thought that this was a good idea?  I wish I could’ve been in on that conversation in the board room.   “Hey, how about we make a figure with a confederate flag, a bird, and a canteen and let’s put it on a cross!.”  Now that’s a winning combination right there.

And my favorite item of the day:
redneck-deer
You gotta love a deer with a confederate flag, a shotgun and a jug of moonshine.  Now that has “classy” written all over it. 

And one more gift idea.  For your minister perhaps? 
chocolate-prayer-hands
Yes.  Really it is.  Edible, chocolate prayer hands.  Oh boy.  At least it’s not an edible baby Jesus.

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5 Responses to “A Few Gift Ideas”


  1. 1 Amy Colon December 13, 2008 at 11:44 pm

    I am laughing out loud!! Where were you? I thought I was from redneckville back in Kentucky. How hilarious! Thanks for the laugh.

  2. 2 Melissa December 14, 2008 at 7:29 am

    LOL…those are hilarious 🙂 Too funny!!

  3. 3 Myra December 14, 2008 at 1:09 pm

    I don’t care who ya are, that there’s funny! (couldn’t resist it)

  4. 4 JoAnn December 14, 2008 at 5:21 pm

    I laughed at the first photo of the deer, but when I got to the Confederate flag / soldier statue I got a little irritated that you were making fun of it. That’s seriously not a bad item!

    Of course, then I realized that most people coming into my home would make fun of the stuff we’ve got displayed, including our taxidermy squirrel holding American and Confederate flags — and I had a good laugh 🙂

  5. 5 lsaufley December 15, 2008 at 9:36 am

    Oh my JoAnn–sorry if it offended you. A squirrel holding a flag? Now that sounds funny! : )


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